IC CONTACT - DRIFT FLEET

[wolfuncaged]

FROM: SUBJECT: KIRK Fenris? It's me. Can I come in? MARIAN/CLOUD Meanacing DORIAN Well, I wasn't certain what to expect... JUSTICE You seem to have escaped the planet unharmed. RIONA You know, when someone is three sheets to the wind and suggests a threesome... RIONA Fenris! It feels like ages since we've spoken. KIRK ACTION MARIAN Fenriiiiis ADALWOLFE please tell me you didn't sleep with Isabela too ANDERS :3 MARIAN This will do KIRK Can we talk? MARIAN You're a mess, Marian. ADALWOLFE Special delivery! ANDERS Maybe it will help with your face. HAWKE Fenris? You there? VARRIC Don't-- don't do anything. OCTAVIA Hey, Fenris ELIZE Fenris? JOVE ACTION STEVEN fenrisssssssssssssssssssssssss ROBIN Listen, Fenris, I know you don't give a shit about me, but-- FELIX Fenris, I apologize for contacting you in this way, but I was wondering... JOVE SO ABOUT COLE JOVE STRAWBERRIES

TO: SUBJECT: KIRK About Anders KIRK Kirk wakes KIRK Kirk? Can we speak? MARIAN Where are you? We need to speak. KIRK You wish to speak HAWKE We need to speak VARRIC Varric. Varric. Varric wake up. JOVE Jove. May I have a moment of your time? JOVE Can we speak? Are you busy? HAWKE Is there anywhere on this blighted hole we can find any decent alcohol? JOVE I was spiteful and angry to you, and I owe you an apology. HAWKE Hawke. Did you know the Inquisition have a demon? VARRIC There is something I need to tell you.

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Comments

Voice

[apurrstate]

[As it happens, Anders doesn't sleep much either and any kind of doze he was achieving is interrupted by the communicator. It doesn't stop him from being pleased with himself.]

I wouldn't do that to the poor creature.

And I'll have you know: I'm a riot. A perfect comedian.

Also you're welcome.

Voice

[wolfuncaged]

Yes, I can tell. I'm sure you can hear my laughter.

[Such monotone. ]

What am I supposed to do with it?

Voice

[apurrstate]

Loud and clear.

[Such a put-upon sigh.]

It's a pet, Fenris, you care for it and it cares for you.

I hear they make people happier simply by being near them, so therein lies my motivations. Don't be so sour.

Voice

[wolfuncaged]

[Anders, stop giving a shit about him. It's SUPER WEIRD and he doesn't know how to deal with it.]

...I have never had a pet before.

[Ugh. He kind of likes it and this came from a good place. Even if the core of that good place is Anders. Ugh. Reluctantly: ]

...Thank you?

Voice

[apurrstate]

[Time to learn something new Fenris!]

Well, I'm pretty sure they're low-maintenance, it'll be easy to learn.

[But Also, he definitely wasn't expecting the thank you. Maybe a grumble or a huff and the click of him hanging up, but not a thank you. Questioning or otherwise.]

Ah...sure. You're welcome.

Good night!

[Time to hang up...before things can get any more awkward.]

Voice

[wolfuncaged]

[Yes, good, hang up. That was awkward and now he feels like he needs to take a shower or something. The universe isn't how it should be and he doesn't like it one bit. ]